"Mother tells me, the immortal goddess Thetis with her glistening feet,

that two fates bear on me to the day of death.

If  I hold out here and  I lay siege to Troy,

my journey home is gone, but my glory never dies.

If I voyage back to the fatherland I love,

my pride, my glory dies.....

true, but the life that's left me will be long,

the stroke of death will not come on me quickly." 

                                                                                  -Achilles

      From Homer's Iliad, translated by Robert Fagles

THE WIZARDS

THE PILOT

GUNSLINGERS

THE SURFING PIG

LOBSTER DINNER POEM

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